*Microphone squeals feedback*
*clears throat*
*pauses for dramatic effect*
*inhales deeply*
"I AM AFRO MAN
RUNNING THROUGH THE FOREST FROM THE KU KLUX KLAN
THE HAVE BASEBALL BATS
DOUBLE BARREL SHOT GUNS AND POINTY HATS"
*leaves stage*
*clears throat*
*pauses for dramatic effect*
*inhales deeply*
"I AM AFRO MAN
RUNNING THROUGH THE FOREST FROM THE KU KLUX KLAN
THE HAVE BASEBALL BATS
DOUBLE BARREL SHOT GUNS AND POINTY HATS"
*leaves stage*