Quite honestly.

..I have very little to say on the topic of introductions-as the very idea of an introduction without coincidence is of no particular interest of mine.

Introductions by chance are my sort of thing. Two people who happened to climb atop the same train while both on the lam-that sort of thing. The idea of a decision involved before hand - it's ridiculous, nothing is as far premeditated.

..or that's I say in order to avoid making a 'real' introduction, at least. Here's a fifteen-second verse for your trouble and dashed expectations:

Some of you might know me,
a venomous and vindictive sort,
who did little but belittle,
for naught but his own sport.

Hello, all.

Hey Somebody! Welcome to Anonymatrix! Thanks for posting, these amazing people around here would love to help answer any questions you may have, and so will Banather and I. You will probably find me around the site, or if you need help, send me a private message or e-mail me at anonymatrix@live.co.uk and if you have any comments, feel free to post them on the 'Updates' thread. Don't forget to check out the rules section.

There is also the Chatbox located at the bottom of the homepage where you can hang out in between posting, but make sure you log in by clicking the tiny button on the top right of the Chatbox, and choosing a fun colour so we can distinguish you from everyone else. No points are awarded by posting in the Chatbox, and spam is not tolerated.

Make sure you check out the rules and updates threads, and also the Anonymatrix shop! You can buy a cute pet for your profile, or a short title under your name, or even buy a colour! The more you post, the more points you get, that the points are what you buy these things with. Once you reach 200 points, you can become a regular member of Anonymatrix!

I look forward to chatting with you soon! I hope you enjoy Anonymatrix as the rest of us do! And I have taken your comment virginity (just a little game we play here).

Dear Jade,

I'm not sure about discussing this in public where others can see is appropriate-but in light of the way you've toss it around-the subject is obviously already out of my hands.

Yes, you did take my comment virginity-and at the very least you could have sent me a message, flowers, or even a letter in commemoration, or just even in acknowledgement.

Instead, you mention it in passing, even calling it a game. I don't need people toying with me, Jade. I thought this was something special between us, not some mark to add to your scorecard.

Sincerely,
Somebody.

Dear Somebody,

Better me than Alcapon

Love,
Jade Hawk.

PS: Al is great, but has to give me a try sometimes.

PPS: I owe you flowers.

Dear Jade,

Duly noted. "Share the love", eh?
Also, I'll be waiting on them.

Love, Somebody.

Welcome to the site!
i hope you enjoy it, you seen to already be doing that some, though :] i think..haha

Dear Somebody,

Welcome! =3

From,
Lacey.

Jade Hawk wrote:Dear Somebody,

Better me than Alcapon

Love,
Jade Hawk.

PS: Al is great, but has to give me a try sometimes.

PPS: I owe you flowers.

hahaha I'm a sweet lover xD it wouldn't have been bad
Jade hahaha
By the way, welcome Somebody.

Welcome Somebody, I feel like I know you... At the very least you remind me of somebody I know...