Architect of Fates Rules for the board.

Listen well, Mortals, for my voice is carried to you from my Impossible Fortress by the power of The Great Schemer, The Architect of Fate. I will be the moderator of this board, and I expect you to behave yourselves; do not, and I will be forced to banish you to the depth of my crystalline labyrinth to forever wander the twisted, haunted halls for all eternity. And Eternity is a very long time.

There are some rules I would set forth, and if you do not follow them, your post will be removed and stored in my Library for all time, never to be viewed by another mortal.

1) No multiple posts. Do not advertise the same one over and over again. One post per RP.
2) Do not troll these pages. This is an RP advertising board, not a slammer-base. Do not come on solely to criticise.
3) Posters, try to include a brief description of your RP. If there is not enough detail, then there can be posts asking questions about said RP.
4) Be respectful and do not, under any circumstances, go out of your way to insult another user.
5) Make sure that you are watching your RP; if someone joins and you have abandoned it, you should remove your post from this board.
6) Do not claim comment virginity unless you provide at least a paragraph as a comment relating to the original post.

All clear? Good.

Nice rules, scary intro! May I add one please? No advertising your roleplay on someone else's ad thread? And you can make this a sticky thing so it always appears on the top of the thread list page.

And that rule as well. And I already have stickied it, I believe.

Oh, Jadie, the RP has started. Just sayin'.

Since when was Murdoch a mod?

Yup, I know.

Allen, he was a mod when I made him a mod. Don't complain.

Just making conversation. Jadie.

If I hadn't said "Dont' complain", I know you would have.

...I don't complain about executive decisions I don't care about.

I was just making conversation. Using a topic I had a mild interest in.

Why don't you ever come on MSN? Or have you just blocked me? It's lonely at the top.

Can't be bothered and my internet is sucking more than usual. I haven't blocked you. Can we move this conversation away from the rules of roleplay advertising please?

Can't be bothered.

Meh.

I do not want anyone claiming comment virginity on advertisements or roleplays. You may claim CV on advertisements IF you include at least a paragraph as a comment relating to the original post. Failure to do so will be considered spam, and your comment will be deleted. This rule is unarguable.

elohel
Moo Moo's a mod?
Erm...I'm gonna' repeat Allen's question...since when?

Since last week, when this board was set up. There. Happy?

Quite happy. I think it's a bit excessive. OCD's shouldn't be allowed mod status.

It's like having an overzealous cop.

Uh-huh. Well, Allen, until I abuse my mod powers, I guess you'll just have to keep your "I told you so's" in reserve. Trust me. I am NOT Zalgo. I'll keep an eye in the thread, but beyond that, I doubt I'll have to use my mod powers. If an argument springs up, I'll deal with it. If a rule is broken, I'll deal with it. I will NOT go around deleting whichever post happens to offend me slightly. As I said. I am no Zalgo.
And I am not OCD. Just...slightly Pedantic.

Zalgo isn't overzealous.

He's like... Fucking... Corrupt. He's like the cop that locks up people he doesn't like.

You're like the cop that jails hookers if he can't get the Johns.

Uh-huh. Your insults are meaningless, dude...I haven't abused my power yet, and I don't plan to. I never abuse my power when I get any, so until I do, your "accusations" and assertions mean absolutely zilcho. So...yeah. Toodle-ooh.

Insults? I haven't once insulted you on this thread.

Not directly, no. You've insinuated things, though. And even if you haven't- this time- your past attitude towards me has prepared me for being insulted whenever I have dealings with you. So...you'll forgive me if I take things a little seriously.

...I rarely insult people.

That may be how you perceive it, but you actually do it frequently, intentionally or no. You just...have to be careful how you say things. Some things you may mean as a joke may not be taken as such, and many things you say could actually be offensive rather than funny. Believe me, I know; I frequently- like you- make comments that are designed to be funny, but aren't. If you seriously aren't trying to insult people...just be more careful about how you phrase things.

I can't believe I'm listening to this.

...Zalgo banned me once...I used to be his best friend and I told him I didn't like how he abused his power and he banned me...

So you two boys quit fighting.
Until you see it Allen, don't judge. And Murdoch, don't abuse. Simple as that.

I know mods Faith. By the way.
COME ON MSN. JJEZUZ.

I'm bored and lost without you.