by Zalgo the Imminent Tue Apr 26, 2011 7:54 pm
ooc: Of course there is. That link up there? Just search the creatures, armor, weapons, and anythign else you don't understand there and you'll find them.
bic: Zalgo rolls his eyes taking another bite from the radroach. "Right. Well, we'll save your piece for later then." He puts the other piece of Radroach meat in the sack they kept all their food. They were running low on Blamco Mac and Cheese, but they seemed to have a surplus of Pork'n'Beans in a can. 200 year old food, almost all of it.
Zalgo then walked up to another part of the Brahmin, which held a plastic cooler. He opened the cooler and pulled out a Nuka-Cola, popped the top, put the bottle cap in his pocket, and drank the thing right down. The savory grape and vanilla flavors of the drink were absolutely subline, which is probably it's the number 1 drink in the Wasteland. He then clicked on the radio on the Pipboy he had picked up from the dead male outside the Vault near Megaton. 101 he thought was the number. As soon as the radio clicked on, the voice said the following.
"Hello, nifty America. This is your President. John... *slight snicker* Henry... *Guffaw of laughter* HAHA! GOTCHA! Three Dog here! How's everyone doin'?"
"Oh, thank God. I thought for a second we were stuck on Enclave Radio." Zalgo said before sitting on a stump nearby to finish his roach meat.
"Tell me something, kiddies. Are you hungry for some 200 year old Salisbury Steak, or are you hungry for some news? I'm thinkin' news! Haha, here you go."
Zalgo rolls his eyes at the usual announcements. The raider presence in Springvale, Super Mutants and the Brotherhood of Steel fighting in downtown DC, Enclave troops rallying all over. But one thing made him turn up the radio in shock.
"So Three Dog's got a special visitor. Says his name is James and he came from Vault 101, the only Vault that hasn't opened yet. He's been wandering the wasteland, looking for a way to finish his wife's dream. How nice is that, kiddies? He's tryin'a help his dead wife! But get this, he doesn't know where he's going! He's completely lost as to where everything is! Listen, kids. If you see a guy wearing a lab coat with greying hair, help him out a bit. Give him some food, some water, anything to help him out. This is THREE DOG. AWWOOOO! Now, here's the music." And then, "Ain't That a Kick in the Head" by Dean Martin started playing.
"Hear that? Someone else got out of that Vault! 'Bout damn time, too, they've been missin' out on a lot, haven't they?" Zalgo said, smiling slightly.